Guide on how to wipe, $500 on E-Bay!

So, there I was, part of a small raid group on my one decent day of this month.
Id promised my guild I would help them out so we had a fair few new members/new raiders in the group, fine I can live with that we all have to start somewhere after all.

“Ok guys, don't attack the mobs until the puller gets them split else you will agro the whole bunch”

So yea… One of the mages opens fire, not just any old spell... No... a large AoE spell, we promptly wiped.
Stay calm... Stay calm... we have not lost much time yet...

So I asked him why he ignored instructions and opened fire...
His reply was
“I thought if I set em all on fire it would weaken em all so ya could kill em easyer, did not no they wuld all tak me” [sic]

Hang on; he did not know the mobs attacked when you shot them? His response

”ya man I only got this game yesterday like”

Hang on a sec; you’re a level 70 Wizard…

“wut the game came with”

Where did you get it?

”Ebay man”

Ooh… I get to use the guild kick command and have a good reason to do it! Awesome

Ill be having a quiet chat with the leader on his recruitment standards I think… yea he wants a casual guild but come on!…

So please people, save raid leaders the headache, don't e-bay your high level characters, or edit your bio first so it states its been sold and we can all point and laugh instead of grouping with them…